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Credits:
Created By: Rob DenBleyker, Kris Wilson, Dave McElfatrick
Directed By: Dave McElfatrick
Based on Original Comic By: Dave McElfatrick
Animation Director: Bill Jones
Supervising Animator: Matt Thurman
Animation: Matt Thurman
Intro Animation: Paul Blair
Animatic: Connor Murphy
Character Design & Props: Paul Blair
Editor: Taylor Ransom
Sound Editor & Mixer: Ben Governale, Cymatic Studios
Sound‌ ‌Design/Foley:‌ ‌Nic‌ ‌Federle, Ben Governale
Voice Actors:
Kris Wilson - Jesus
Dave McElfatrick - God
Produced By: Adam Nusrallah
Production Manager: Autumn Soeder
Production Coordinator: Michael Stewart

Kommentteja
Paweł Dudziak
Paweł Dudziak 12 päivää sitten
I thought it was going to be some blasphemy, but this is actually wonderful and genious.
I am your paint roller
I am your paint roller 14 päivää sitten
I thought it would be the one where he kills people
steven
steven 21 päivä sitten
"All toasters toast toast".
RayquanRogers
RayquanRogers 24 päivää sitten
Reminds me of that one Glee episode
• _
• _ 26 päivää sitten
jesus fucking christ
Ahsangamer 27 #4 IM NOT A NEW YOUTUBER
Ahsangamer 27 #4 IM NOT A NEW YOUTUBER 26 päivää sitten
SORRY IM LATE AND IM NOT LIEING THIS IS A TRUE WHOLESOME ENDING THAT HE IS TURNING HIMSELF INTO TOAST LOL 🤣🤣
lowesan Dune
lowesan Dune 28 päivää sitten
Toast jesus was a prank like avocado toast
J Spr
J Spr 29 päivää sitten
Uhm.. so will he rise after the days as a toast or as... uhm... a dump?
LIMO
LIMO Uukausi sitten
I see the future the people who made this and enjoyed this are going to hell
Dipesh Bhatia
Dipesh Bhatia Uukausi sitten
How many of you guys have seen Jesus on a Kitty's ass?
Kai
Kai Uukausi sitten
Is that a Glee reference?
litteboyblue808
litteboyblue808 Uukausi sitten
I LOVE YOU GUYS 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩🥺😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩🥺🥺🥺😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩
TSWUIPS !
TSWUIPS ! Uukausi sitten
...in a piece of bread.
Yuan
Yuan Uukausi sitten
huh?
Geese Teeth
Geese Teeth Uukausi sitten
A while ago, someone said that they had a piece of toast that looked like jesus
Amal Alghamdi
Amal Alghamdi Uukausi sitten
:/
md gamer
md gamer Uukausi sitten
Haram
The Iconic Hawk
The Iconic Hawk Uukausi sitten
I do not get this joke, someone please explain
Ninja Hombrepalito
Ninja Hombrepalito Uukausi sitten
Watching the comic strip at the end made it a little more clear to me. They are making fun of people who say they see the face of Jesus on stuff like toast.
WATCH MY MEMES GODDAMNIT!
WATCH MY MEMES GODDAMNIT! Uukausi sitten
Well, where was the wine then?
Sergey Belnikow
Sergey Belnikow Uukausi sitten
This toaster was a virgin
Hi
Hi Uukausi sitten
Second Coming of Christ ❌ Second Coming out of Christ ✔️
Destiny Rodgers
Destiny Rodgers Uukausi sitten
@Hi listen here BOY u are what u are now shutup and stop being confused dummy
Geese Teeth
Geese Teeth Uukausi sitten
@Terranae Rodgers oh wow and your genderphobic to
Geese Teeth
Geese Teeth Uukausi sitten
@Terranae Rodgers jesus never even existed boi
Hi
Hi Uukausi sitten
@Terranae Rodgers I AM NOT CONFUSED I AM NON-BINARY AND YOU WILL RESPECT MY PREFERRED PRONOUNS
Terranae Rodgers
Terranae Rodgers Uukausi sitten
@Hi your a boy Im not calling you no they/them SO BOY STOP BEING CONFUSED
mongoose08
mongoose08 Uukausi sitten
Not where I thought you were gonna go with "The Second Coming of Christ"
Terranae Rodgers
Terranae Rodgers Uukausi sitten
WHEN WILL U STOP MOCKING JESUS AND TURN TO HIM HE DIED ON THE CROSS FOR OUR SINS BUT YET U STILL SIN ANGIST HIM WITHOUT REPENTING WE ARE IN THE END TIMES GET YOUR LIFE READY WITH CHRIST HELL IS REAL AND SO IS GOD MY BROTHER OR SISTER PEOPLE ARE IN THEIR RIGHT NOW BURNING AND WISHING THEY HAD A SECOND CHANCE BUT THEY DONT, BUT YOU DO SO TAKE IT WHILES YOU CAN NO ONE IS PORMISED TOMORROW REMEBER THIS I WARNED YOU THATS ALL I CAN MAN/WOMAN
Terry Lawrence
Terry Lawrence Uukausi sitten
Didn't get it...
Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ Uukausi sitten
This actually happend
Francis Santillan
Francis Santillan Uukausi sitten
...
Mr. French Fries
Mr. French Fries Uukausi sitten
The lord told John to come forth and he shall have eternal life But he came fifth and got a toaster
Joey the Sheetposter
Joey the Sheetposter Uukausi sitten
_"You know what they say: all toasters...toast _*_toast!"_* --Mario, Hotel Mario
Bewilderment
Bewilderment 25 päivää sitten
@Terranae Rodgers Shut.
Terranae Rodgers
Terranae Rodgers Uukausi sitten
WHEN WILL U STOP MOCKING JESUS AND TURN TO HIM HE DIED ON THE CROSS FOR OUR SINS BUT YET U STILL SIN ANGIST HIM WITHOUT REPENTING WE ARE IN THE END TIMES GET YOUR LIFE READY WITH CHRIST HELL IS REAL AND SO IS GOD MY BROTHER OR SISTER PEOPLE ARE IN THEIR RIGHT NOW BURNING AND WISHING THEY HAD A SECOND CHANCE BUT THEY DONT, BUT YOU DO SO TAKE IT WHILES YOU CAN NO ONE IS PORMISED TOMORROW REMEBER THIS I WARNED YOU THATS ALL I CAN MAN/WOMAM
Reapers_ Insanity
Reapers_ Insanity Uukausi sitten
either im getting old or these are just starting to be boring i cant be the only one to find them boring now
Lethal Lyrical Liger
Lethal Lyrical Liger Uukausi sitten
The bible says he'll return but I don't remember it saying how 😂🤔😂
guillermo gomez del rio
guillermo gomez del rio Uukausi sitten
Jesús bread!
Jeff Cavalier AthleanX com
Jeff Cavalier AthleanX com Uukausi sitten
Black Jesus
Shadow Mutt
Shadow Mutt Uukausi sitten
And that's when God changed the locks on the Pearly Gates
Shadow Mutt
Shadow Mutt Uukausi sitten
@Terranae Rodgers Jesus didn't judge people, why are you?
Terranae Rodgers
Terranae Rodgers Uukausi sitten
WHEN WILL U STOP MOCKING JESUS AND TURN TO HIM HE DIED ON THE CROSS FOR OUR SINS BUT YET U STILL SIN ANGIST HIM WITHOUT REPENTING WE ARE IN THE END TIMES GET YOUR LIFE READY WITH CHRIST HELL IS REAL AND SO IS GOD MY BROTHER OR SISTER PEOPLE ARE IN THEIR RIGHT NOW BURNING AND WISHING THEY HAD A SECOND CHANCE BUT THEY DONT, BUT YOU DO SO TAKE IT WHILES YOU CAN NO ONE IS PORMISED TOMORROW REMEBER THIS I WARNED YOU THATS ALL I CAN MAN/WOMAN
Luis
Luis Uukausi sitten
He can say that the bread taste like god
All About Chase
All About Chase Uukausi sitten
Hell yeah
music Studio
music Studio Uukausi sitten
:)
Isa Rose
Isa Rose Uukausi sitten
I've been waiting for this one
Jaime Jimenez
Jaime Jimenez Uukausi sitten
Pray to thine holy toast 🍞
ZX
ZX Uukausi sitten
😂
Pubudu Wijesooriya
Pubudu Wijesooriya Uukausi sitten
Religion has also become a joke in many countries now.
Catastropheshe
Catastropheshe Uukausi sitten
Expected something sexual.. disappointed 🙃
DARTH VADER
DARTH VADER Uukausi sitten
I don’t get it lol
Ritu Bhalla
Ritu Bhalla Uukausi sitten
Second coming of jesus 😏😏spray the holy water daddy 🤤🤤🤤
Turtles are AWSOME bruh
Turtles are AWSOME bruh Uukausi sitten
I don’t get it?
Leak 5k
Leak 5k Uukausi sitten
I’m thinking something going to happen and a toast comes out there
Christian B.
Christian B. Uukausi sitten
Could someone please explain the joke?
Jack Gibson
Jack Gibson Uukausi sitten
Well that was unexpected . . . . Well I have officially done it, I have commented this on all of the comic classics
Ayo Demi
Ayo Demi Uukausi sitten
They should make a Rudy part 2
VAIBHAV GURUNG
VAIBHAV GURUNG Uukausi sitten
I’m not sure if the president Jimmy Williams approves of this message or not!
TSD2003
TSD2003 Uukausi sitten
'Eat this, as this bread is my body'
koussay branci
koussay branci Uukausi sitten
I think we must not use god in some thing like this
Ploopy
Ploopy Uukausi sitten
we must do that
Zahid Khan
Zahid Khan Uukausi sitten
This channel is making fun of chrisranity hmmmm ok its a joke for a christains
Robert Morrissey
Robert Morrissey Uukausi sitten
Well, at least its funny. And I would’ve guessed that most Christians would take this as a joke because it’s hard to see how this could be offensive.
Sandesh Ghate
Sandesh Ghate Uukausi sitten
Not a Christian...can anyone explain?
Renardo Allion
Renardo Allion Uukausi sitten
For the lord said..."my body is bread..." wine coming shortly
vinfinity 09
vinfinity 09 Uukausi sitten
why was bread is he does why?
Tron Legacy
Tron Legacy Uukausi sitten
He who came from toaster got roasted
22mybrozay animations
22mybrozay animations Uukausi sitten
I used to think y'all were funny this is just sad
Robert Morrissey
Robert Morrissey Uukausi sitten
@Zahid Khan hmmm... I’m gonna need some proof.
Zahid Khan
Zahid Khan Uukausi sitten
@Robert Morrissey he is and thats it
Robert Morrissey
Robert Morrissey Uukausi sitten
@Zahid Khan he isn’t making fun of religion, he’s making a joke about it. There’s a difference. And most Christians would be fine with this because they have a good sense of humor.
Zahid Khan
Zahid Khan Uukausi sitten
@Robert Morrissey man everybody is not like you laughing on someone who is making fun of thier religion and iam not christain
Robert Morrissey
Robert Morrissey Uukausi sitten
@Zahid Khan I honestly think his latest videos are pretty funny. I get that everyone has their own sense of humor though.
Joris Milleret
Joris Milleret Uukausi sitten
Hum, well.. What ?
hihellhi
hihellhi Uukausi sitten
The second coming of crust
IMN0THUNTER
IMN0THUNTER Uukausi sitten
I love this channel
Ju Yang Chi
Ju Yang Chi Uukausi sitten
I’m Asian; not Christian. Someone pls explain.
Chef Circuit
Chef Circuit Uukausi sitten
Jesus: “Take this bread, for it is my body” 2000 years later:
I'm In A Vegetative State Studios
I'm In A Vegetative State Studios Uukausi sitten
@Terranae Rodgers if he was a good god he wouldn't burn his own children for not constantly praising him to feed his narcissistic ego
Terranae Rodgers
Terranae Rodgers Uukausi sitten
NO YOU NEED TO REPENT THE LORD GOD IS A GOOD GOD HE'LL IS REAL PLEASE GO TO HIM WHILES I HAVE THE CHANCE😭
GrenadeJunkie
GrenadeJunkie Uukausi sitten
@Terranae Rodgers Dood stfu.
Terranae Rodgers
Terranae Rodgers Uukausi sitten
WHEN WILL U STOP MOCKING JESUS AND TURN TO HIM HE DIED ON THE CROSS FOR OUR SINS BUT YET U STILL SIN ANGIST HIM WITHOUT REPENTING WE ARE IN THE END TIMES GET YOUR LIFE READY WITH CHRIST HELL IS REAL AND SO IS GOD MY BROTHER OR SISTER PEOPLE ARE IN THEIR RIGHT NOW BURNING AND WISHING THEY HAD A SECOND CHANCE BUT THEY DONT, BUT YOU DO SO TAKE IT WHILES YOU CAN NO ONE IS PORMISED TOMORROW REMEBER THIS I WARNED YOU THATS ALL I CAN MAN/WOMAN
GvG tv
GvG tv Uukausi sitten
I.. I dont... I dont get it. What's the joke?
pavlos michelis
pavlos michelis Uukausi sitten
His body is the bread, and whine his blood
Rob Hanson
Rob Hanson Uukausi sitten
What? I don't get it?
Robert Morrissey
Robert Morrissey Uukausi sitten
I think it’s cuz Jesus said, “My body is the bread.”? not a Christian I have no clue
Millie Raven
Millie Raven Uukausi sitten
anyone know that Jack and Dean skit they did where Dean killed Jack and he went to heaven to see god and Jesus sticking his face in "hot bread"
M.Y.J
M.Y.J Uukausi sitten
That’s some holy toast
Bartolomeusz
Bartolomeusz Uukausi sitten
xD
zikora anya
zikora anya Uukausi sitten
how ironic
JM-Kun Animations
JM-Kun Animations Uukausi sitten
Oof why people do blasphemy
Savant
Savant Uukausi sitten
It's funny because it's true.
Troller Zocker
Troller Zocker Uukausi sitten
Jesus Crust
Caesar cch
Caesar cch Uukausi sitten
And he turned himself into a toast, funniest shit I've ever seen!
Caesar cch
Caesar cch Uukausi sitten
@Terranae Rodgers shut up bot
Terranae Rodgers
Terranae Rodgers Uukausi sitten
WHEN WILL U STOP MOCKING JESUS AND TURN TO HIM HE DIED ON THE CROSS FOR OUR SINS BUT YET U STILL SIN ANGIST HIM WITHOUT REPENTING WE ARE IN THE END TIMES GET YOUR LIFE READY WITH CHRIST HELL IS REAL AND SO IS GOD MY BROTHER OR SISTER PEOPLE ARE IN THEIR RIGHT NOW BURNING AND WISHING THEY HAD A SECOND CHANCE BUT THEY DONT, BUT YOU DO SO TAKE IT WHILES YOU CAN NO ONE IS PORMISED TOMORROW REMEBER THIS I WARNED YOU THATS ALL I CAN MAN/WOMAN
Stook raving mad boop
Stook raving mad boop Uukausi sitten
More please
SjorsMaster
SjorsMaster Uukausi sitten
Realistically if he'd return no one would believe him and he'd be put in a mental hospital
Just some guy can draw in 20Secs
Just some guy can draw in 20Secs Uukausi sitten
Jesus is Bread -Some old lady
That Nintenja You Know
That Nintenja You Know Uukausi sitten
Cause his body is the bread
Muhd Hanif
Muhd Hanif Uukausi sitten
Me: Ah the end of the world ok. The Video: TOAST.
Skine
Skine Uukausi sitten
I don't get the joke, and neither do you.
Jaron Talotta
Jaron Talotta Uukausi sitten
Google it
Jaron Talotta
Jaron Talotta Uukausi sitten
Jesus toast
Bruce Wayne
Bruce Wayne Uukausi sitten
*I HAVE C O M E*
brick rick
brick rick Uukausi sitten
I’m Mormon and not sure that how work but funny
Mark Yeah
Mark Yeah Uukausi sitten
In my country that toast will somehow be a holy relic.
Jacka** Frost
Jacka** Frost Uukausi sitten
I seriously can’t believe nobody’s mentioning the episode of glee where Finn makes a grilled cheesus. Shame on you all.
Jacka** Frost
Jacka** Frost Uukausi sitten
@Angry Kittens oh well I’m sorry I’m soooooo stupid. I never said that’s what it was based off of I’m just surprised nobody mentioned it is all.
Terranae Rodgers
Terranae Rodgers Uukausi sitten
REPENT YOU ARE SINING ANGIST YOUR CREATOR JESUS CHRIST PLEASE TURN TO HIM PRAY THIS PRAY DEAR GOD I'M SORRY FOR NOT BELIVING IN YOU IN SORRY FOR SINING WITH OUR REPENTING PLEASE FORGIVE ME AND I BELIEVE JESUS DIED ON THE CROSS FOR MY SON'S SO I'M ASKING YOU TODAY TO FORGIVE ME AMEN PLEASE SAY THAT PRAY TONIGHT
Angry Kittens
Angry Kittens Uukausi sitten
Because we're adults, and this is a reference to pareidolia, where people keep finding faces of religious figures (commonly Jesus) in bread, pancakes, stains, potatoes, and so on, and then treating those objects as if they were holy artifacts because of it. THAT is what Glee was also referring to. These jokes have the same basis, but this joke is NOT based on the Glee episode. For more joke explanations, contact 1-800-CPTOBVIOUS
Sydney V
Sydney V Uukausi sitten
really thought this would be a cum joke, but this is good too!
FairTooWell
FairTooWell Uukausi sitten
God: [he's toast]
Steve Lo2us
Steve Lo2us Uukausi sitten
Shhhh. Really good...😀😇😻💎
TPWASHi
TPWASHi Uukausi sitten
Religion is weird and I don’t understand it
Kalakauai123
Kalakauai123 Uukausi sitten
... I'm sorry, what was suppose to happen?
why creepy
why creepy Uukausi sitten
F*** Samsu‌ng
Izaya Tsuki
Izaya Tsuki Uukausi sitten
huh?? can anyone explain ?
Justin Singcoy
Justin Singcoy Uukausi sitten
please make more stivie
Reksai sojeun
Reksai sojeun Uukausi sitten
LOL stupid jesus
Limp Neck Mike
Limp Neck Mike Uukausi sitten
I umm... I don’t get this one.
Ghost
Ghost Uukausi sitten
I hope this was a reference to the crazy Jesus toast someone claimed to have and showed off
Terranae Rodgers
Terranae Rodgers Uukausi sitten
On your a little guy because you can't spell literary right, well son demons are real if u do not change your ways you will go to help in fire no food no water just pain and YOU will be alive during all of it and you will wish you can die but you can't you will be alive during all the pain you won't have anyone to talk to you and then I You will be thrower into the lake of fire 🔥🔥 while we believers are in heaven flying around with no pain just happenies then the new earth will be made and I won't shut up about Good news so change please Good day/night
Shane Alexander
Shane Alexander Uukausi sitten
He's toast.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Toxxic
Toxxic Uukausi sitten
"This is my body" -Jesus Christ, 2021
Terranae Rodgers
Terranae Rodgers Uukausi sitten
When will u stop sinning angnist the lord and come to him COME TO HIM AND BEG FOR FORGIVENS FOR WHAT YOUR DOING IS WRONG STOP MOCKING THE LORD WE ARE IN THE END TIMES GET YOUR LIFE READY BEFORE ITS TO LATE NOW IS THE TIME TO GET WITH JESUS HE IS THE LORD GOD AND SAVIOUR GO TO HIM BEFORE ITS TO LATE.. I WANRED YOU THATS ALL I CAN DO
dyrcosis
dyrcosis Uukausi sitten
That seems about right.
Kevan Thompson
Kevan Thompson Uukausi sitten
Our lord and savior, Texas toast
Domenico Mauro Numa
Domenico Mauro Numa Uukausi sitten
BriTANicK made a video called "jesus toast"..... I wonder.....
fragolegirl2002
fragolegirl2002 Uukausi sitten
I knew Jesus was toast
Shiota
Shiota Uukausi sitten
i just watched this after listening to a fuck ton of music videos depicting the eventual degration of the mental state of dementia (everything at the end of time i think¥
jerime nolan
jerime nolan Uukausi sitten
So unexpected much laughter
JOSEHERO DRAGONKNIGHT
JOSEHERO DRAGONKNIGHT Uukausi sitten
Well he’s toast
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