Everyone's talking about Nutcracker Danny being scary, but I don't think we talk enough about Smurf Kurtis.

can u do more episode plzz i love them!!!!

Ur such a sussy baka kurtis

6am hotdog

Lol dude, Kurtis in blue face? #KurtisIsOverParty

Ok this might have been the funniest Kurtis video I've seen 🤣

3 millll

When I glanced at the thumbnail, I thought the “Smack Cam” one was a photo of a trash can with the caption “Snack Can.”

Honestly. It’s hard for me to tell if things are real or satire anymore like at this point I’d believe anything cus some of y’all are weird asf

i thought kurtis was canadian why’d he call it a beanie it a toque

my ex girlfriend told me she poops 😰😰😰😢😢😥😥😥😓😓😓😫😫😫

6 am hot dog but i’m at rock bottom 😞

so i think instead of a tampon i could use a wii remote. didn’t know that, thanks kurtis

My deepest darkest secret is I like women more than men. Plot twist: im dating a man

Welll... In the Walmart, my mom would always drag me too as a kid..There was this employee who had missing teeth and some were black, she also had an eyepatch, hunchback and would limp around. My cousin made a story up and said that she would kidnap children and sell them, and I would always get scared to go into Walmart cause I would see her EVERYTIME! I saw her from when I was like 5 all the way to when I was 10.. EVERY TIME I WENT INTO WALMART! Once my mom went to the other aisle and I didnt notice and the employee went into that aisle to fix some stuff or whatever and I just stared at her in fear and RAN AWAY! I bolted out of there screaming "MOM!!" and my mom was just like WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING!! .... Now I feel bad for her cause, i was just terrified of her looks and definitely judged her for it.... I feel so bad now, I wonder what shes doing with her life.. lol

Yes wii remotes = life 🤤🤤🤤

We live in a SOCIETYYYYYYY

@8:12 Yeah.... im that Monster guy.... lol X'D

6:AM Corndog

6am hot dog

I actually know someone who had a pee closet. They even had a bathroom right off their room. For some reason him and his brother just felt like pissing in the closet 🤷🏼‍♀️

i am a guy who wears beanies like that and i do love monster, but!!! only the ones with the pink cans mmm that shit slaps hard edit,,, i also love system of a down,,, i think my dad's love for monster somehow affected my moms pregnancy bro

My dog got scared at the knocking on the door around 10:04

'Guys who wear hats back here love monster energy drinks.' -Kurtis Conner

If I get pinned I’ll eat a hotdog at 6:00am

6 am hot dog

my baby teeth wont fall out

6am hot dog

6am hotdog

Sometimes I forget other people didn't have horrific sexual experiences at a young age on whisper😃

*WHERE HAS THE PEE DRAWER MEME BEEN ALL MY LIFE, IM DYINGGG* 😭😭😭

Kurtis is the only Merch I’ll buy if I wasn’t poor AF

I just realised how much a wii remote looks like a tampon.

watching this again, i realize he described most of my parents friends at 7:59

The shift of the applause when he says set the coffin on fire

for the 6am hotdog watch urban dictionnary about hotdog

all i have to say after watching this video is "what the f*ck"

“Friends...family...king Bach” I lost it dude

I killed 87 people and a baby poopy

I made a mistake watching this while eating breakfast

Everyone gangsta until a Whisper says *“I have 3 dead bodies in my basement”*

Did you get bit by a vampire

kurtis makes poop jokes funny. yeah. i said it.

Does anyone else remember YikYak or was that just a fever dream I had during the year of 2014 and 2014 only

I actually had a pretty drawer when I was like four. My mom found it

Dude we both went for the n64 as the worst

These are progressively getting more and more insane and I love it

my deepest darkest secret is that when

i used to use that app when i was 12 and just fucking LIE

My deepest darkest secret is that I am a Dolphon

Is it me or does this video make me think that i'll die from being smacked by a ham... And then be burned alive in my coffin by my best friend

the batman piss drawer bit had me crying, we all know batman doesn't have a mom - she was murdered! oh kurtis, you are a wild child you are.

This video has painted my name in a bad light, sounds like oppression

You wil NEVER be Freddie Mercury

6 am hotdog

His videos get more and more insane

Dude I used to use whisper to hook up all the time. I had such success that I thought all online dating was like that but sadly... I was way wrong lmao.

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i knew i love the wii for a reason!

The funeral sketch was so dark lol

kurtis im worried about you

It’s not an extra greeting because if your coming back you aren’t new.

I told her to be gentle I want that Willy wonka special I know I’m not a gentleman

"6am hot dog" is my new mantra

Lol you so funny

I killed some one in 2008

Kurtis I rlly love your skits- thank you for making me laugh even when I’m feeling sad :)

I made the unfortunate choice of watching this video high out of my mind

Edit: I thought other people were going to comment their secrets but I didn't find any others so I changed my mind

"she had a mouthful of teeth, and that's why I don't shop at wallmart anymore" is a no-context sentence almost more insane than the famous drake and josh one

*Peter loved playing with his Nintendo Wii, especially in private*

Wtf there’s no more please be nice to me merch?! I’m crying🥺

I knew i love the Wii for a reason

The running joke about the wii remote made this video 10 times better

Smack cam😡

smack cam

This is the definition of white people are weird and I love it LOL

*I PEE MY PANTS WHEN I'M EMBARRASSED* that was definitely a whisper.

Who tf keeps telling him that he here sketches are funny

I like to believe all the Kurtis skits actually happened canonically and im planning to write a fanfiction with all of them

2:40 do you mean a "tear" list....

6A.M. HOTDOG

there was a lot of unexpected blood in this

i knew i loved the wii for a reason!

Thanks kurtis for making me feel like a weird freak cause I have a condition that caused me to lose all my teeth by the time I was 26 . Really helped my self esteem.. thanks bro

I knew I loved wii for a reason

Got a Sensodyne gum sensitivity tooth paste ad

you losers who dont get the extra greeting boost my confidence

No one of those little switch controllers would be the easiest

I watch your videos on acid cuz it's cyclical humor and that shit is so funny

So I've never been more depressed and Kurtis videos have never been better? Coincidence?

Kurtis: Hope you're doing well! Me every time: *visibly breaking down* :))))

kurtis’s skits are like my lucid dreams

i knew i loved the wii for a reason

ASKFMMM omggg peak cyberbullying era hahah that was unreal

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The other night i made myself a turkey sandwich at 1am and instantly i was reminded of the 6am hotdog whisper so i kept repeating "1am turkey sandwich" in my head lmao

The whisper app kidnapping was because she literally used it to talk to a guy, who she met up with, thinking it was a woman that wanted to be her friend. Like...dont do that. Nothing to do with the app itself

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